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Garlic Breath Stinkeners

 If everybody smells like garlic, nobody smells like garlic.
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Sure you could try to mask your mussels marinara with an Altoid. But you're not fooling--or pleasing--anyone. The solution? New garlic-flavored Breath Stinkeners.

Pass them around and let everyone enjoy a tantalizing taste of garlic goodness. And when everyone has garlic breath, no one will notice--or care about--yours.

New flavors to come: Last Night's Beer, Fried Bologna and I've Been Making Out With Britney.

—YoDaveG, Apr 10 2006

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       I worked in China for a year and most of the popular dishes in that region had garlic in them, so almost everyone was eating garlic each meal. //when everyone has garlic breath, no one will notice// was definitely somewhat true. So this could work.   

       Plus if you make them the same shape and colour as mints, you could boost your sales with kids playing tricks on their friends. "Here, have a mint."
—imaginality, Apr 10 2006
   

       These already exist as joke sweets.
—fridge duck, Apr 10 2006
   

       What the frozen mallard said.
—DesertFox, Apr 10 2006
   

       What the desolate vulpes said.
—skinflaps, Apr 12 2006
   

       You know he's not a coot because his username says he's a duck. He could be a muscovy though. We need more research!
—DocBrown, Apr 12 2006
   

       //We need more research!//   

       Bubba the Caveduck, Bushroot, Daisy Duck, Daphne Duck, Darkwing Duck, Della Thelma Duck, Donald Duck, Downy O'Drake, Eider Duck, Fenton Crackshell, Huey, Dewey and Louie, Humperdink Duck, Quackmore Duck, Flintheart Glomgold, Angus McDuck, Dingus McDuck, Fergus McDuck, Fridge Duck, Hortense McDuck, Hugh McDuck, Jake McDuck, Malcolm McDuck, Matilda McDuck, Quagmire McDuck, Scrooge McDuck, Sir Eider McDuck, Sir Quackly McDuck, Sir Roast McDuck, Sir Stuft McDuck, Sir Swamphole McDuck, Launchpad McQuack, Morgana Macawber, Pah-Peh-Rheo, Paperinik, Howard Rockerduck, John Rockerduck.   

       It's in there somewhere.
—skinflaps, Apr 12 2006
   

       I saw some Durian toffee for sale in Tesco-Lotus, only two days ago.
This beats garlic hands down.
—Ling, Apr 13 2006
   

       What about 'Duck and Cover', 'Don't forget to Duck' and 'F**k-a-Duck'?
—Asbestos, Apr 13 2006
   

       //Durian toffee//   

       Yek!
—skinflaps, Apr 13 2006
   
      
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