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*for one time use only!* ...just sayin' [+] |
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"Miss Bliss, would you puhlease stop eating the office supplies." |
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You could expand this into a wide range of flavored
fasteners, especially for the industrial demographic:
drywall screws, framing nails, hex nuts, etc. Sometimes it
seems I just can't work without a few bits of metal
clamped between drawn lips, like an oral fixation linus
blanket or something. |
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There's a real risk that small children would swallow
these things. |
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They say scent is the sense most closely tied to memory. This could actually help people remember what the heck they were doing when they're juggling projects. [+] |
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I was hoping for paper-clip shaped cereal. |
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I bet that Macguiver could use the flavoring chemicals to make bombs using only paperclips now. |
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Flavoured Ponytail Fasteners? |
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No, I don't put those in my mouth, though I have seen
others do it. |
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what would the Microsoft paperclip taste like? |
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Surely it's not beyond the realms of food engineering technology to make them actually edible as well as tasty? |
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Here, beef jerky _is_ a staple. Fashioning it into an orally-
graspable fastener would be a convenient time saver for a
large contingent of the local workforce. |
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So, [Alter], how often do you jerk your own beef? |
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Never. There's a smokehouse here in Maine that jerks
enough beef for all of us. |
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Would I need an appointment? |
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No, you can get it at most any gas station or convenience
store in the state. It's the best jerk you'll ever have. |
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Easily the funniest thing you've written here in a long
time, [Alter]. I thought I knew jerks until I visited
Maine. |
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