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Freudian Slips
A dreadful pun and a stylish range of underwear all wrapped up in a single benfrostian package. | |
For him:
A pair of white Y-fronts. The front stylishly decorated with a reproduction photograph of his mother wearing a baby-doll nightie.
For her:
Traditional white knickers sporting a photograph of her dad proudly displaying his well oiled six pack.
Other uses of the adjective "benfrostian" on the HalfBakery
http://www.halfbake...benfrostian&ok=+OK+
[hippo, Jan 12 2006]
(?) Freudian Slips
http://www.etsy.com...ransaction_id=89748
not exactly as described. [calum, Jul 03 2006]
(?) OUT OF ORDER
http://members.aol....kiekeben/freud.html
by Franz Kiekeben [Dub, Dec 15 2006]
Kilban
http://www.blackjel...g/gallery/kli17.htm
[calum, Feb 05 2007]
Freudian slippers
http://imgur.com/gallery/Wy5sM
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jan 18 2011]
beaten by at least sixty years, DrBob..
http://www.heretica.../potter/expert.html
[pertinax, Jan 20 2011]
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Probably not what you want your maid to find when dusting between the mattresses at your local motel; 'specially if your folks are well known. |
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Great 21st birthday present... if you really hate the person. |
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<shudders> urrrrgggghhhh </shudders> |
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I think this is better suited as a form of
birth control. |
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If I vote + for this, does it mean I like the idea, or is it so good that it makes me sick, thus necessitating fishbone it just so I never see it again? |
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One substitute-phallic croissant for you. |
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I feel some histrionics approaching. Thank god! |
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These are on sale right next to the range of Oedipal birthday cards. Exactly the same as normal birthday cards except that they release a fine mist of carcinogenic compounds when your father walks into the room, and in the text inside, in the words "Happy Birthday Mother, love from .....", the word "love" is underlined. |
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Given you a bun. I'm off to check out
some teeny porn sites now - they'll
make me feel less dirty. |
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benfrostian! hehehehehe . . |
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How many Freudian psychoanalysts does it take to change a lightbulb? |
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Two - one to change the bulb, and the other to hold the peni- uh, ladder... |
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I made a genuine one recently. Describing my garden over the 'phone, I said I'd made a trellis and planted sweet peas, hoping for a 'wall of pea-ness'. True story. |
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30 croissants. My mum would be so proud! |
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Do you have any sexy bras with a cigar print on them? |
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FYI, P-ness is actually the quality of being like the rapper Master P. |
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there are actually now slips that have
pictures of freud printed on them. |
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Now how about a pair of Freudian slipcovers for those bountiful, naked pillows sitting on my couch? |
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I saw a girl at a halloween party in 2004 wearing Freudian slippers. I was Freud himself that year. Bun for memories. |
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Shouldn't it be the other way around? *Her* garment
would show *his* mother, and vice versa? |
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Or you could just have his garment emblazoned with
"COME TO DADDY!" |
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Ahh. I think you are labouring under the assumption that 'him' and 'her' are a couple rather than, as intended, individual consumers who may or may not be acquainted. |
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I believe the basic joke here can be traced back at least as far as Stephen Potter's 1950 book, 'Lifemanship' (see link). I forget which page has the relevant illustration. |
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