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Sometimes clothing that
adorns the buttocks becomes
wedged between the
wearer's cheeks. This can
cause discomfort, unwanted
attention, and the dreaded
schoolyard designation of
buttpicker.
The solution is based on the
reasoning if there is already
fabric wedged in there then
additional
fabric can not
enter.
It is for those that suffer this
problem, specially made
underpants with a cloth
divider running straight up
the backside like an interior
facing dorsal fin.
These people, who seem to make specialist underwear, might be interested.
http://www.shreddiesgifts.com
Quite informative seeing how they do the marketing for fart-filtering underwear for women. [hippo, May 28 2012]
Fart@Will
Fart_40Will
OMG! Shreddies Gifts baked my idea!!! No patent! Pior art, Prior art!!! [PauloSargaco, May 29 2012]
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I think the marketing might need some work - "Gluteal Bisection" sounds slightly painful. |
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There are some ladies knickers that adopt this form
factor - though I think it's more a case of designing
to form, rather than function in this instance. |
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This is just a thinly disguised attempt to revive Pole Pants isn't it! |
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Perhaps what is needed is the underpants version of the "lift &
separate" underwired brasserie? |
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The Fanny Fin? The Wedgie Wiper? Sheer HalfBakery, and the sort of thing that keeps Marketing Departments awake at night. I highly approve. [+] |
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"The Fanny Fin" might, possibly, be misinterpreted in some non-US English-speaking countries. |
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Yes, it sounds like some kind of Scandinavian Don Juan. |
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I have to ask... what exactly is a 'lift & separate'
underwired brasserie? |
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[+] Just because of the hilarious discussion it presented us with. |
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// I have to ask... what exactly is a 'lift & separate' underwired brasserie? // |
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Me, me, I think I know this one! These are bras with an embedded wire which goes below and in between the boobs with the clear intention of presenting them with a hugely yummier look than gravity allowed them to have. |
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Well done, PauloSargaco; there I was, mistakenly
thinking the intended word was 'brassière'. |
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Less Expensive Alternative to Lift & Separate Bra: Duct Tape. |
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I have actually never been into a brasserie, though I used to live opposite one. However I presume they contain forks (for lifting) and knives (for separating) and have at least some of their electrical wiring installed in their basements or beneath the floorboards. |
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@Phrontistery Well, no point in wasting a perfectly good explanation |
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