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When visiting people whom you dislike's houses, slyly place the Frame Tilter behind their picture frames.
It sits snugly in next to the frame edge and, very slowly, moves the picture frame clockwise.
It moves up to 15 degrees clockwise, then back to 15 degrees anticlockwise.
This shall infuriate
people. Unless they're such slobs that they don't care. But never mind.
Anti-Frame Tilter
Straighten_20Up! I miss you [bris] [methinksnot, Jul 26 2006]
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slip some bacon into the hem of the curtain... |
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did I hate you at some point? I forget. yeah, I think you were an annoying twit but you're growing on me... |
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I'm already mad just thinking about it...+ |
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People who worry about tilted picture frames *should* be teased for the amusement of us slobs. So, yeah [+] |
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Wouldn't work in my house because I have installed beloved [Bristolz]' "Straighten Up!" everywhere. That and the fact we're a jolly bunch of lovable, friendly sods. |
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