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Food Fister!
The most Innovative Food Delivery Technology in the Universe!!!!!!!!! | |
The Food Fister simply punches food into your mouth.
Take you favorite food, load it up in over-sized boxing gloves food chamber, specify the punch magnitude, position your face with your mouth open, wait for the pneumatic air compressor chamber to charge up and then brace yourself.
Hot Dogs,
Twinkies, Melons, Pork Chops, Bacon, Salad, Hard Candy, you name it..
sashimi?
http://www.youtube....watch?v=IhJQp-q1Y1s
[jaksplat, Mar 06 2009]
Wikipedia: Fisting (sexual activity)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fisting
What this word usually means. [jutta, Mar 06 2009]
[link]
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vague recollection of an eating utensil called a "rammer"... HHGTTG ? |
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I knew this would be bad, but I didn't think it would be this bad. |
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I don't know... somehow I was almost tempted to reach for the [+] button. I'll let others pass judgement for now. |
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ah what the hell... you only live once [+] |
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This device could help shorten the 'onceness'. |
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Suddenly, I'm pondering something similar for voting. So that when you vote, you get punched in the face. Now only really serious people will vote, and that may or may not be good. |
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I'm also reminded of the palpable frustration of putting boundaries on what seems like an unbounded process (the idea forming process). Why couldn't we just post whatever we wanted? The day comes when you get a few buns for a silly idea, and you get it. |
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Apart from the fact that we *do* generally post whatever we want have you considered wearing your tinfoil hat shiny-side in occasionally ? helps.. really. |
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It could be a subsription service. Every month you get a box of processed "food" from Kraft (for example). The box has a hose attachment for the Food Fister, and is calibrated for "feeding times" thrice a day. You could even claim to be dieting (South Beach Diet® Low-calorie Processed Shit™). |
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Also good for getting money from the tooth fairy at the same time [+] |
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Then I'd get one of these for her. And put a big piece of cake next to my bed one night in the fister.. She probably loves cake and will get fisted for it. Then all the teeth and money will scatter and I'll have my cake and eat it too MUA HAH Hah Hah HAH Hhahaha hah hah HAAAAHAAA hAHA hhaaa haa haa haha hahh hah.... |
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you realize do you that your comment could be taken in some lights as being rather not particularly sane ? |
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[FT]'s been surfing *those* sites again... |
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"She probably loves cake and will get fisted for it."
Daseva - You are the best! |
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I'd like to see this catch on in fast-food restaurants - so that when I order a Kentucky Fried McCheeseKing 6" Burrito Sandwich, I can be tackled to the floor and have it lovingly punched repeatedly into my face by a psychotic clown. |
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//punched repeatedly into my face by a psychotic clown//
Sounds like an average Saturday night at my local KFC |
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I'm not quite sure how to put this. |
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I think you might be giving people the wrong idea. I'm not about to google it for a link, but I think that 'fisting' is something else. |
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"ah what the hell... you only live once [+]"
With this thing around, that's guaranteed. |
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Rather relieved that this idea is not about that. |
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//Rather relieved that this idea is not about that.//
"Sit Down!! at the dinner table Jeremy; remember what happened to poor Aunt Mabel that time..." |
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// Ya know, no-one really would've noticed that 'fisting' was a euphamism until you pointed it out, [Loris] // It was the first thing i thought. When i realised what it was actually about, i thought briefly that we'd left the area. Then i realised we hadn't. |
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