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Make tiny flea harnesses, and attach them to fleas (millions of them.... using prison labour of course as a suitable additional punishment for those who have committed particularly heinous crimes)
One end of the flea harness is attached to a device which produces a tiny burst of electric current when
jerked by even a miniscule amount. Place rows of such tethered fleas in a large matrix and parade shaggy dogs continuously in front of them, just beyond their leaping range.
Results.... a Flea-powered source of electricity, and a place to walk dogs. Call it Flea-Lectricity!
Flea_20Harness
see also [xenzag, Nov 07 2012]
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Big fleas have little fleas upon their backs to bite them, and little fleas have lesser fleas, and so ad infinitum. |
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sp. upon their backs to bite ’em |
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actually sp. "and so on, ad infinitum" |
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Actually, the original has "and so ad infinitum". |
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But the original original, on which this was based,
went: |
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"The vermin only tease and pinch
Their foes superior by an inch.
So, naturalists observe, a flea
Has smaller fleas that on him prey;
And these have smaller still to bite 'em,
And so proceed ad infinitum."
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^Flea haff vays of making you tock. |
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Check out the Sierpinski flea triangle at the end of
this sentence. |
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Don't you mean Flectricity? |
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So they're... flea circuits? |
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Including diodes comprised of tiny one-way turnstiles. |
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