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They have chemicals in swimming pools to indicate when someone is peeing in the water (so i'm told) , so why not have gas in the air that changes colour when someone "lets rip".
Obviously this isn't feasible in the air outside, but its rarely noticed there anyway. It's most useful application would
be in enclosed spaces: lifts, trains, offices etc where it would be a simple matter of injecting it into the air conditioning or ducts.
Clearly everyone has off days where they have trouble with their rear-end and sometimes one can just slip out unnoticed, but this should mostly be used to target the serial flatulators who blatantly flaunt our clean air laws
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you could market it as "who farted!?!?!". |
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"flout" not "flaunt". "flaunt" means "show off in a provocative fashion". Thank you. |
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...or tablets for farters to colour their
emissions. Teams of prolific froopers
such as myself could perform at special
events by running around mid fart,
conjouring up patterns and designs
with our vapour trails, a little like an
aerobatic team. |
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I fear your invention would only
encourage my farty brethren. |
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