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Taking the idea of the "eHymnal" (q.v.) a bit farther....
imagine a church where, during services, you do NOT turn
your smartphone off, because it's part of the service... not
only do you bring the hymns up on your screen, but when
it's time to pray you enter your particular supplications into
an app and they're anonymously displayed on the large
projection screen so everyone can join in... the preacher
gets immediate feedback on his/her sermons, and answers
questions on the fly... the collection is done in Bitcoin...
Texting questions
http://pbaptist.wor...-during-the-sermon/ [scad mientist, Oct 22 2013]
We're ready for you
Ethermal_20Resting_20Place [theircompetitor, Oct 22 2013]
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Priest: Upload your hearts.
People: We upload them to the Lord.
Priest: Let us give props to the Lord our God.
People: It is right to give him Likes and Shares. |
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Apparently texting questions to the preacher has been around in some places for more than 5 years now, but some of your other innovations may be original. |
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[+] ...but when do we get the iHost? (communion) Is it virtual or edible? |
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"Your confession is being recorded for quality assurance..." |
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The Lord really could have moved things along if instead of His Holy Bible, He provideth a schematic for a smart phone before AD. |
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And now, let us all Like Jesus. |
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Hmmm, so the entire Windows 8.1 update obviously has some satanic backing? |
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[+] for the amusing use of "smart" and "church" in the
same concept. |
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