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It is well known that the dimples on golf balls retain a layer of air
around the ball in order to enhance aerodynamics. It is also known
that a certain class of wealthy golfers will pay any amount of
money for their equipment - especially if it is conspicuously
expensive and bespoke.
These
types of 'money-to-burn' golfers would simply provide their
fingerprint to the factory which is imprinted onto the golf balls.
This would add to the 'air-grabbing' quality (possibly) and
unequivocally identify the owner's ball on the green.
Keep the fingerprints on file at the factory and profit.
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A word to the wise; at all costs, avoid mentioning phrases such as "fingering your balls" as this inevitably attracts sordid, dirty-minded reprobates, which means not only Sturton but probably {xenzag] as well. |
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There would be an orientation to teeing up. Lefthand or right. |
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