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Eggolf is a new type of golf, so named because in this
version, the ball is egg shaped.
Every other aspect of the game remains exactly the
same,
with the new egg balls having the identical size, weight,
internal construction, and dimpled surface as the
conventional balls.
This game
was actually originally devised as a second
world war weapon of cultural disruption by none other
than Eggolf Hitter, (secret alter ego of the infamous
dictator) who named it after himself.
Oh those Kiwi's.
https://www.youtube...watch?v=BF_gFadnWNg
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, May 15 2021]
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I think this would make the game oeufully difficult |
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There would definetly be a lot of scrambling about
to track the wildly bouncing balls. |
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I don't understand how you could hit the egg any useful distance without smashing it. |
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Enormously squishy rubber golf bats perhaps? |
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Perhaps for optimum swing angle and hitting speed you could have a rotary strain gauge attached to the handle of your bat. You just need to engage the services of a dial fitter. |
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//new egg balls having the identical size, weight,
internal construction, and dimpled surface as the
conventional balls// This means you can hit them
as hard as you want as per un-egg shaped golf
balls. |
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[+] but somebody beat you to it. [link] |
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Ha... nearly, but mine are egg shaped. Those New
Zealand variants are miniature rugby balls. Eggolf
rules! |
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Fair enough... I'm trying to place exactly which bodily twinge it was that let me know somebody had already modified a golf ball from spherical. |
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There's nothing to sphere, but sphere itself. |
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Different species eggs are different shape. You need to specify species to be sure. |
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I think it must be hens to generate even more
cringe making egg related puns. There is no level
of ridicule that golf doesn't merit. |
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//There's nothing to sphere, but sphere itself//
Brilliant! [marked for tagline] |
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