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Fingerprint Fabrix

Personalize your space
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PhoenixCo is proud to announce a new line of personal products! Personalize just about anything with our Fingerprint Fabrix© service!

How it works: Scan your fingerprint(s) or hand print (in the U.S., your local police department will do this for you for a nominal fee).
Send us the print(s) along with your selection from our catalog. If ordering slipcovers, don't forget the measurements! In either case, don't forget to mention the scale at which you want your image.
We take your prints and turn them into prints or nap for fabrics or paper products, grain for plastics or pile for carpets.
In four to six weeks you'll receive your custom product. Uniquely yours - forever.

phoenix, May 27 2002

Indeed they are [pottedstu] http://www.halfbake.../Zebra_20Randomiser
Unfortunately your zebra is too busy generating random numbers to be photographed [mcscotland, May 28 2002, last modified Oct 17 2004]

Oh so close! http://www.dna11.co...y_finger_prints.asp
FingerPrints™ and DNA Portraits™ [phoenix, Oct 25 2007]

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       some day - my prints will come.
po, May 27 2002
  

       …manyhappytomorrows…
reensure, May 27 2002
  

       Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, "That [design, project, abomination, etc] has his fingerprints all over it."   

       Actually, though, since everyone knows fingerprints are one of a kind, you are guaranteed to have a unique design. So if swirls, sworls and zebra patterns please you, this sounds like a pretty good way to put your personal stamp on your environment.
jurist, May 28 2002
  

       I was thinking about doing something like this with the NMR scans of my brain that I got for participating in a medical experiment.
entremanure, May 28 2002
  

       This company sounds like a front for a government conspiracy to me...
yamahito, May 28 2002
  

       // So if swirls, sworls and zebra patterns please you, this sounds like a pretty good way to put your personal stamp on your environment. // (jurist)   

       And aren't zebra patterns unique to each zebra? Therefore, why not use your own pet zebra's stripes for wallpaper instead of boring old fingerprints? (Oh, I guess you might lose your zebra in your living room, sorry, bad idea.)
pottedstu, May 28 2002
  

       Thus incriminating you should you ever get on the wrong side of that thin line between society and the hobos DownTown.
NickTheGreat, May 28 2002
  
      
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