Faerie Brassiere

The faerie brassiere’s lightweight carbon fiber frame has a U shape with some extra bends. Its base starts under the breasts, holding cups that support and lift. It continues around them and up over the collarbones and shoulders, through the neck of outer garments to end three feet aft.

These two ends can be draped with ethereal faerie wings to flutter and float in the slightest breeze and movement. The slight weight of the wings on their rods levered over the shoulders provides ample boost to prop up the frontal load. No constricting straps around the back are needed.

Wing size and rod length can be adjusted to conform to mammary anatomy. Patriotic bearers can substitute flapping flags. The rods can be folded for sitting to give both tired bums and bosoms a rest.