Execution Doll

I may have watched one or two of those Saudi Arabian execution videos where they decapitate prisoners in mid vocalized protest causing a short vocalized exhalation sigh that is both terrible and, well, you can understand why that has been a common method of execution, historically -- because the mid-sentence sigh is kind of poetic and satisfying.

And a Facebook friend was just posting about managing her anger at the republican debate by biting off the heads of gummy bears.

Thus the squishy-circuit-run Execution Doll with a refillable supply of gummy heads that come in packs: republican candidates, obnoxious celebrities, whinny liberals.

The power supply, sound system and wifi internet connection would be hidden in the reusable body of the doll. When a squishy head of say Donald Trump is attached to the body, an obnoxious recorded speech is downloaded and starts to play until you bite off the squishy head, which stops the speech and replaces it with one of those satisfying vocalized exhalations from the Saudi decapitations, or other appropriate horror movie style screams and crunching.