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Critical Care Barbie comes with a hospital bed, respirator, a smashed up car, and a huge stack of insurance paperwork.
Reconstructive Surgery Kit and extra nurses sold separately.
Looks like they're all here..
http://www.maineiac...e/barbie_dolls.html
Surprised at the first one(Just get past the pop up)You forgot the brick wall zig. [skinflaps, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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Does it come with "Over-the-limit Ken"? |
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"Can I be the model?" - that has to be the weirdest annotation I've seen here all year (not that I've been paying that much attention). |
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no! <wipes forehead> sorry but you are a figment of my imagination! </wipes forehead> |
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[po] it isn't nice to try to take other peoples' prizes by saying they are figments of your imagination. Or are you trying to compete? |
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bwv61: I could break your arm if you like. |
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You're going to beat someone up that has to carry around an oxygen tank? Cold, man. |
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Then I assume you want Bubu to be the model for your "I'm Not as Think as You Drunk I am" Ken. |
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Before I read the author of that anno, something told me it was you, Bev. |
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I think the _____ Barbie meme is somewhat over-extended. |
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Oh, this Barbie doll is 18 years too late. I quit playing with them when I was 8. Looks like I'll have to get back in the habit again. |
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After you're done using [bwv] as your model, can I keep her? |
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Worldgineer: goes back to her bizarre comment above: why would anyone want to model an invalid? I was only offering to help. |
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Well, duh. Feel better, anyway. I'd offer to bring flowers, but I don't like hospitals. |
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(And *that* really is the weirdest annotation I have ever read here.) |
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// wipes forehead> sorry but you are a figment of my imagination! </wipes forehead> // |
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Is it just me or is this place getting more surreal by the day? |
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(psst... has anyone else noticed [LT] getting more surreal by the day?) |
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I met someone with one of them once. |
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How big it was, I guess... I wasn't really listening. |
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no-one should suffer from hiatus anymore. |
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especially with all the advances in modern medicine |
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I had a really bad case of hiatus a while back. |
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Maybe this Barbie could come with a hiatus add-on pack. You remember? This idea? |
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isn't this a bit like the Prindess Di barbie they brought out? |
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Ahh, U.B. I've missed the spade is a spade mentality around here. Although you might add "self-obsessed" as well (try reading some people's bakery homepages...)
[bwv] It's nothing personal (I accept your apology for completely misreading my annotation to Better baby Shoes), but I have absolutely no sympathy whatsoever for anyone who poisoned themselves whilst trying to smoke the largest number of cigarettes simultaneoulsy. You might as well ask for sympathy for crashing after trying to drive your car home having had as many vodkas as possible. Which brings us nicely back to the subject. Suggest they throw in artificial respirator as well though. |
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Sometimes I'd like to believe I have a compulsion to reason, but having thought about it, I don’t believe I do. |
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//Wierd, but God works that way, sometimes. Sometimes there is indeed a reason for our compulsions, I'd like to believe// |
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I agree Bev dear. Now, eat some "magic" mushrooms and you won't only believe it, but LIVE it. |
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//I never thought a person's conscious involvement in creating one's pain was a reason not to have sympathy.// |
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Okay, so nix that whole legal system idea... |
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Now, where did i put that bloody nailgun?... |
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And now for the $64,000 question. Where was [jsp] on that fateful day in fourth grade when all the other children were learning not to use double negatives? |
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[jsp] I have sympathy for anyone who has fate deal them an ugly hand. I have every sympathy for bwv in her fight against cancer, and I would never wish anyone in those circumstances anything but hope and best wishes (btw - bwv, hope and best wishes). But sympathy for posioning yourself by smoking a mouthful of cigarettes simultaneuously? No, if you do something that daft, then you won't get any sympathy from me I'm afraid. |
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bwv, I hesitate to speak for the man but perhaps he is musing on the possibility of it getting stuck up there and its having to be removed surgically. |
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//Where was [jsp] on that fateful day in fourth grade when all the other children were learning not to use double negatives?// |
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Maybe she could have a couple outfits, like the 'several years after' where she has a bottle of gin in one hand and is still wearing her pajamas at 3pm. [bun for makin' me laugh] |
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[etherman] that was a bit rough. |
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Anyroad [+] for the hilarity Zig and waiting for Christmas. |
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bwv: that would be "self-deprecating," though I must say your look-at-me annotations don't exactly strike me as self-deprecating. You have more in common with your sister than you think. (Self-depreciating would only be possible if you were a mortgage or something.) |
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Self-deprecation is one of the cornerstones of all great humor... that, and farts. |
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Heaven forbide, bev, that we are left out on the similarities between you and your sister. Pray tell! Oh, how I love to insight the self-proclaimed self-deprecators! |
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Spinster: I'm guessing the cute, little and ditzy parts. Though maybe bwv's dating a tycoon now, in which case, congratulations are due. |
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Thanks for the link [skinflaps], that will answer all the echoes of this great idea that have already started to appear. |
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My guess is he's working working on a sexual harrassment suit. That was a law firm you said you were working at, right? |
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