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Barbie comes with all kinds of action sets. Beach Barbie, Sports Car Driving Barbie...
Why not Funeral Barbie?
Little casket... nice burial tux for Ken, and a play embalmer...
For all the little funeral director wannabe's...
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Also available with pressed meat skin. Dig her up after a week to see her degrade. |
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<snaps rubbers> OK, Mulder? where did you go? </snaps rubbers> |
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How about a tiny urn filled with melted plastic - Crematorium Barbie. No moving parts, so it'd be cheaper to make. |
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You could make it part of the set - slide barbie's coffin in one side of the crematorium and collect candy powder that poures out the bottom into a tiny urn. A single AA battery powers the flickering light inside. |
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Candy powder? What kind of precedent is that going to set for the young tyke? |
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"Mommy?"
"I'm busy in the kitchen, dear."
"But Mommy, was Grandma evil?"
"No dear. Grandma's gone to heaven."
"Then why doesn't she taste like sweeties?" |
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[lostdog] Soul Barbie would be even cheaper. |
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I thought the casket was for Ken, aging preppy of questionable sexual orientation. She has moved on to an Aussie surfer, who is, I am guessing, 35 years younger than herself. You go girl... |
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//Also available with pressed meat skin. Dig her up after a week to see her degrade.// That's Zombie-Barbie, sold separately. |
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Play Addams Family music. |
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Enter Uncle Fester and Wednesday. |
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Uncle Fester: Hey there Wednesday, watcha playing with? |
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Wednesday: I'm playing with my new Funeral Barbie. They're all the rage at school. |
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Exit Wednesday and Uncle Fester. |
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Would street whore Barbie come with a Ken pimp? |
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Duh... Barbie doesn't come with Ken, she comes with Action Man... she fakes it with Ken |
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"A useful tool to aid social workers etc when helping a child come to terms with loss, and explore their feelings of grief using barbie-based role-play, preparing her for the traumatic ordeal of a funeral/wake etc. |
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A snip at only $50 or $60 with the special black make-up accessory pack and daring funeral mini-skirt." |
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Black widow Barbie.
Poor Ken is just her latest victim. |
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Damn. My first idea in ages and [zigness] beat me to the
punchline by 18 years... |
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I'm happy to see this idea again, I had forgotten it. I want the sleazy coffin salesman action figure! |
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LOL! This is horrible. [+] |
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[wags] is that really you? hi |
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<gets bored and goes back to reading obits in local newspaper> |
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Fuck! I am not doing that again. |
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[Canuck] nearly read about you. |
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