Evaluation by Dunk Tank

While reading longshot9999's "evaluation by dagger" idea, it occurred to me that the workplace is extremely hostile and is in desperate need of lightening up. Hey, that sounds like a soda, "Lightning Up," the world's MOST EXTREME electric beverage! It'll FUCK YOU UP!

But I digest.

Rather than encourage the throwing of knives, shooting of guns, or strangling of clowns, I think the proper way to address the world's increasing hostility towards work is not with anger release, but emotional transfer. Is that a real term? Whatever, doesn't matter. I think I heard a doctor say it in... the... Mall?

Underneath every manager's chair is a trap door leading to a dunk tank. The --wow, I just found out you can hold "Ctrl" when you hit backspace to delete a whole word-- office will hold once-a-week/month meetings (time and day unknown to management) to decide if any boss is up for getting dunkdafied.

Once the boss(es) has/have been chosen, everyone gathers in the accurate-yet-poorly-named "room that's only for used for the dunk tank. Except for that time Dean and Marci got busy in here during lunch," where a few monitors are mounted, each with a photo of the corresponding manager to whom it is assigned to watch, and a target on the wall a few feet under each monitor. None of them are active until a key is turned next to the target, at which point the monitor shows the manager sitting in his office looking at porn or eating a Snicker's with a knife and fork.

For the low price of $1, employees are given 3 baseballs to throw at the target. Everyone gets to enjoy the show on the monitor when someone hits the target and said manager drops into his own personal dunk tank, either pissing him off or making him laugh. Hopefully not the first one.

If fate dictates that the boss isn't present, that's okay. The trap door is weight sensitive and won't drop unless there's a person on it. Everyone can return to work, and when the trap door detects his return, the camera records for 5 seconds before dropping the victim into the CLUTCHES OF HELL, and this video clip is then e-mailed to all the employees for enjoyment.

Boss' desks and computers are firmly held into place to prevent cheating, and they are given free lunch for a week if they get dunked, so it isn't all bad, but they'll get the point that employees are frustrated with them.