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Religious services are boring. You sit there and listen to the
pastor/minister/priest/dude at the podium run thousand year
old stories and try not to fall asleep.
A helium tank mounted within the podium with a hose leading
up to the mic stand allows the orator a hasty inhale before
spouting
a particularly important quote from the Bible,
perhaps something about sinning or smiting, perhaps from
Jesus hisself.
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this should be required for all political speeches. How much
better would debates be with this... |
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//Religious services are boring// You don't actually have to attend, you know. |
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Also, sulfur hexafluoride. |
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Maybe some hidden cannibis in the incense? |
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I didn't even know that Helium was hard up for work... |
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Rarefied air of the high moral ground. |
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Fill the entire church/synagogue/place of worship with pure
helium, so everyone sounds silly! (May require reinforcing
the roof and windows...) |
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[kdf]; that wasn't my plan. No, definitely not. Never crossed
my mind... |
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