Electronic Paper Weaver

PDA's are a good invention, but don't really replace reading a newspaper or novel on the train/plane/submarine etc.. You have to crouch over the tiny screen to read it, and shield it from strong sunlight, You have to tap away at those tiny buttons. You look really nerdy, and for most people it is too much troube... However most people, even old people, are happy with those old-fashioned floppy paper newspapers. I propose a device which can produce a printout of ANY page of the internet or eBook in a newspaper like form. The page produced is semi-perminent and can be read, re-read and then reconstructed as a different page. The priniting device would connect to your PDA, 3G Phone, or other portable device and would literally crochet the required page from very thin plastic wires. Once the page has been read the device un-crochet's the page and resues the plastic wires for the next page. Initially the device would contain only black and white wires, but in future could contain cyan, magenta, yellow and black wires for full colour pages!!!