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I don't want a electric mobility scooter.
Preferable option would be a 640 lb battery packed rechargeable knuckle walking/bipedal mechanized gorilla.
By engaging four limb knuckle walking drive I could saddle up and ride it to the shops.
It's a shame that there aren't more or any banana yellow
electric street recharging stations.
mysterious 12ft mechanical gorilla found dumped
http://www.cambstim...hire_fens_1_1226126
..actually not dated 1/4/2012.. [not_morrison_rm, May 21 2012]
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even sillier than my ideas..worth a bun. |
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Certainly seems like something for which there exists a high demand. [+] |
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I am unsatisfied with the quality of my gorilla gelato. |
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I'd name mine Magilla, and treat it nicely. + |
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During certain weather conditions this could be adapted to fit fog lamps. |
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Electric Gorillas in the Mist. |
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"Where do you park a 300Kg electric gorilla?
" |
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In a secure parking lot, or someone will definitely
steal it. |
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Perhaps it could be programmed to climb
into a tree and wait there until summoned by
a remote control, or by the owner giving an
appropriate 'Tarzan' yodel… |
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Since the gorilla will not have lights (except
for the Bill Gates model, where a blinding
light shines continouously from its rear), the
rider should be prepared to don a fluorescent
Orang jacket during the hours of darkness … |
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//programmed to climb into a tree// or grab the nearest female and climb up a building while you're in the store. |
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Strangely enough, Vernis Shackelford constructed a
steam-powered rideable gorilla in the 1890s, and
made quite a lot of money as a showman, working
mainly in Devon and Cornwall. The apparatus was
lost with the sinking of the Emphira in the Channel
in 1896, after which Shackelford turned to drink. |
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well, he had to din't he: the gorilla was his ride home. |
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And may the Lord have mercy on your soul (if
any). |
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And on all our souls everywhere. |
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"George Formby Grill"… someone should post
that … |
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The George Formby Grill - it's leaner than the
lampost on the corner of the street. |
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Hydro poles take care of both recharging and parking. |
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Strange is truther than fiction...see link |
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