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Like its famous namesake, the
Ecumenical Swiss Army Flick
Knife contains within its handles many
blades, but instead of
screwdrivers and tin openers, each of its
shafts terminate,
or
open further to form a religious symbol.
Whether it is a Crucifix, Islamic Star and
Cresent, miniature
Buddha figure or an icon of a more
obscure religion, the
Ecumenical Swiss Army Knife can rapidly
produce the symbol
of
choice on selection of its corresponding
button on the
handle.
Makes the perfect present for the
believer in something or
other, who wants to preserve their
options in a convenient
package.
Religious Symbols
http://altreligion....bltattoosymbols.htm
choose as many as you want, all knives fully customised [xenzag, Jun 10 2008]
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... the perfect gift for an armed-forces unit padre, or for the vampire-hunter who may have to deal with symbol-resistant foes. |
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off topic - so atoms are really energy/mass celtic knots . |
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I worship Swiss Army knives. My religious symbol is the blade of a Swiss Army knife. Can I get that? |
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If I can't think why I'd ever need it, it must be worth a bun! [+] |
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//Ecumenical Swiss Army Flick Knife can
produce the symbol of choice on selection
of its corresponding button on the
handle// |
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Then you can cut out the hearts of the
non-believers with it. |
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It'll still need a standard corkscrew (for opening the bottles of communion wine, of course). |
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//It'll still need a standard corkscrew// umm... Mercury? (entwined snakes) |
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//I worship Swiss Army knives. My religious symbol is the blade of a Swiss Army knife. Can I get that? baconbrain, Jun 10 2008//
< Father Ted > "That would be an ecumenical matter.." < /FT > |
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Those symbols didn't include swasticas, reverse swasticas, and penises |
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A perfect survival tool for the Salvation Army. |
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+ awesome +
This would also help in warding off vampires of different religious sects. |
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//This would also help in warding off vampires of different religious sects//
And help in establishing a rapport with any Mummies that might interrupt your archaeological excavations. |
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One knife with six arms please. |
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Hindu or Martian worshipper? |
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More of a non-denominational liking of the image with a touch of Arachnosticism. |
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Would atheists just get an empty handle? |
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Hmmmm .... no, atheists would get the usual complement of symbols - they just wouldn't believe in them. |
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It's agnostics who will have the problems...... |
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That would be an Ecumenical matter... |
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... hmmm yes, I suppose it would
Zen
Buddhists would get the sound of one
blade not opening. |
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I thought "ecumenical" only related to Christianity and the many branches thereof... |
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.... I'm sure you are right [lostdog], but
sometimes I'm a bit ecumenical with the
truth. |
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... and the jaws of Offler make a great bottle-opener. |
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A Cthulhu Cult symbol would be essential ... |
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If it had a mini usb drive you might be able to sell those. |
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