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Have you ever wanted to be relieved of your sins but been unable or unwilling to go to church to confess? Do you feel demons within and want to exorcise them?
Try Absolution! It's a holy compound in a stylish spray which can be used any time, any where. Just one spray and your problems are gone and
you're on your way to Heaven!
I have a feeling I might need some after this post.
Holy Mist
Holy_20Mist!
[pooduck, Feb 08 2005]
Wash Away Your Sins Bubble Bath
http://www.cheesyje...=VIEWPROD&ProdID=29
The 12 oz. bottle of super-concentrated suds guarantees hours of bathroom redemption fun. [benfrost, Feb 13 2005]
[link]
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Does it come in scents? (accidental pun?) How is it for armpits? |
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Ever notice there’s never a Sin Eater around when you really need one? |
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For the more discerning sinner: Chanel No. 5 blessed by the Pope. |
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can someone explain co-sins to me? |
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The co-sin exists at 90 degrees to the sin. For example I will now blaspheme : "Jesus Jumping Christ!!", that's a sin. I now look to my right and there's an aspidistra: that's the co-sin. |
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Do not confuse co-sins with cousins, none of my cousins are aspidistra (though one is a pansy). |
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and ab-sin? wags, sinthe you are on a roll? |
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Oh yeah. I've got good pair of abs-in-the shirt as well. People ask me if they're silicon, but honestly, they're not sinthetic. |
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A bun. And I wish I could hand another to spacer for the wordplay. |
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He's not on a roll - he's on a tangent. |
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wagster... aspidistra...a large evergreen
perennial? |
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Wagster: a halfbaker, alias Wag or James. |
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A Spidistra: a rest home for old spiders. |
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Where you find a sine ... expect to aspidastore sale. |
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Geez, now I'll never get my calculator blessed! |
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Slogan: "Why pray, when you can spray!" |
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Seems like a WIBNI. Yet this idea seems to have a strange magical immunity... |
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So [Pooduck] Productions makes the movie "Absolution Spray," in which the hero discovers A.S. in a dusty old trunk (left to him by his beloved grandfather who was once a spy in the Vatican). Every time he sprays, he feels his conscience get lighter. But then he notices that with each spray, he feels less like enjoying, risking, thrilling, traveling, seeking...then he understands why Gramps stopped using it, and the bottle is returned to the attic. |
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That production ended with a bit of an anti climax. He couldn't have turned into satan? Or do something a little more exciting than (dum dum dum) put the bottle back! |
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In my day, putting the bottle back was considered an exciting ending. And the satan ending tested poorly in Ohio. |
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Must be due to the Gates of Hell being there. In the basement of a dorm, I think. |
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