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There are a wretched lot of homeopathic remedies out there. With so many options, it's hard to know where to begin in finding the cure for what ails you -- even if nothing ails you at all. Who knows, maybe you could be feeling 177% better than you do now. Experimentation is key.
S.S.S., Inc. lets
you fill out a brief questionaire to ascertain your food allergies, health ailments, psychosomatic plaints, medical history, hereditary predispositions, favorite color, zodiacal sign, etc., and then compiles a list of interesting herbs and organicals that just might give you that extra "oomph" you've been lacking.
Each month you'll receive a 30-day supply of one of these remedies, shipped discreetly in an unmarked package. Perhaps you'll enjoy Horny Goat Weed this month, and South African Hoodia the next! Reorder the ones you like, or renew your subscription at the end of the year for 12 more pharmaceutical adventures!
Panexa
http://www.panexa.com/
The cure for all known ills. Except in the case of some squirrels. [wagster, Jun 12 2006]
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Sometimes I think my mother is already
on this program. |
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Eugene, please stop bouncing up and down on your bed. You have school in the morning and I cannot hear the football match! |
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This month happens to be croissants! + |
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Helpful for aches, tingling, numbness, lethargy, burning, neuralgia, flatulence, restlessness, dyspepsia, shooting pains, incontinence, that not-so-fresh feeling, swelling, spasm, doldrums, excess spittle, runny stools, prolonged erection, and halitosis.
Use as directed! |
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As an aside, a mystery ointment found in a Chinese hotel room touted relief from "scorching", among other seemingly unrelated things. |
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If you are into Homeopathic medicine, just drink a cup of seawater. It should contain the "essesence" of each and every substance ever to exist on earth. |
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Including one of my personal favorites: fish pee. |
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[Galbinus_Caeli], given that homeopathic remedies apparently gain potency when they are diluted then it follows that drinking seawater should cure all ailments known to man, including dehydration! |
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/did it have the letters K and Y emblazened upon it, perhaps?/ |
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It may have. It was mostly in Chinese. |
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i don't like the idea of promoting quackery
in any context. maybe i just resent kevin
trudeu and his natural cures they don't
want you to know about. |
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of course he's an idiot, so there's a trade
off. |
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Trudeau is more than an idiot, he is a felon. He served several years in prison for selling quack medicines. Which is why he sells a book now. |
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yeah infomercials about publications are
all he can make as long as the ftc bans
him from other advertising. |
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