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Many doors have peepholes but what if you
wanted to do more than just look outside?
What if some perp was at your door and you
wanted to get rid of him fast? Sounding a
loud alarm is useful but then your neighbors
would get mad at you for waking them up.
Introducing! Door Mace! A basic
can of mace
with some mechanics for in-door operation.
Fits into a routed recession in the door, it can
be aimed with a small lever and fired with a
push-button button. It should be high so
that kids can't play double dare with it.
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So you think it is good (and tempting) and yet you bone it? |
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Here I was thinking this was a beak- glass- in- case- of- emergency morningstar strapped to your front door. |
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It would serve a similar purpose, just be a whole lot more fun to use. |
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that law doesnt apply here in Oz, if someone breaks into your house, and you dong 'em, they can rightfully sue you for assault and battery.... |
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when we lived in the sticks the local cop told us if we ever caught anyone breaking in, to kneck them, take them away, dump 'em, and dont tell anyone. |
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hey 21 this is australia, he'll be back in 18 months with good behavior |
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How about spraying skunk juice? Lawsuit
still? |
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[phlish], that was graphic. If anything,
let's keep this idea homebrew so that you
can always make it look like an accident,
atleast the laceration part. |
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stork //when we lived in the sticks//
where do you live now - in a cave, on an
island, in the middle of a swamp? |
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