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Ive noticed that humans at waterparks sometimes apply detergent so they go faster I think that gooey things like personal lubricants might work just as well
Fish have a gooey layer which assists their movement
I think that big swimmable blobs of algae with either naturally produced slippery
coating or as places to put slippery material would be amusing plus beneficial to dolphins
They could swim through the coating area repeatedly if they felt like it to have particularly pleasant swimming
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"...and then you'll understand why I'll never be allowed back in to SeaWorld." |
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Since the lube is optional, I'll stick with a neutral. Do you want to borrow a full stop key - I have a spare on my number pad. |
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what about a full wax coating? |
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//You wanna lube a fish??// [marked-for-tagline] |
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