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I believe we did rent-a-pet (which is what this is) before. I also know people who have resorted to this. |
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I mis-read this as dodgy dater! |
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"Hi, will you please date my dog while I go talk to that blonde?" |
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So someone pays me to sit at home by myself while that person goes out and gets dates with my dog? If Im going to be at home without a date, I would -- at the very least -- want my dog with me. |
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<sheepishly returns [AO]'s dog> |
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Well, Brutus is blonde. Dogs and owners, you know... |
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Do I have to give you your money back, [k]? |
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I should hope so! <snatches fiver out of [AO]'s hand> |
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Not very sexy, though, given local fouling laws. "Is that dogshit in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?" |
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"Uh, somebody's lost their dog over here... Any takers?" |
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OOh, I'll take 'im ... the chicks arround here seem dig collies ... |
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Sounds like someones desperate and is trying to find some way to get ladies that don't mind his dog fetish. |
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"Oh, what a nice dog! How old is he?"
"Gee, I don't know. But, I have my Doggy Dater right here, let me check...
... The readout says he's 2 years old. That sounds about right." |
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