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Any New Yorker knows where all the
single people hang-out ... the dog
walk (a little bit of dirt with a fence
and a supply of plastic bags). This
would only fly in a town where people
are desperate, monied, and
manipulative, but basically people
would pay you to let them walk your
dog
down to the dog walk and pick
people up. Your dog gets the
attention of other dogs and single
people, and you sit at home and read.
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I believe we did rent-a-pet (which is what this is) before. I also know people who have resorted to this. |
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I mis-read this as dodgy dater! |
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"Hi, will you please date my dog while I go talk to that blonde?" |
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So someone pays me to sit at home by myself while that person goes out and gets dates with my dog? If I’m going to be at home without a date, I would -- at the very least -- want my dog with me. |
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<sheepishly returns [AO]'s dog> |
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Well, Brutus is blonde. Dogs and owners, you know... |
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Do I have to give you your money back, [k]? |
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I should hope so! <snatches fiver out of [AO]'s hand> |
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Not very sexy, though, given local fouling laws. "Is that dogshit in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?" |
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"Uh, somebody's lost their dog over here... Any takers?" |
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OOh, I'll take 'im ... the chicks arround here seem dig collies ... |
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Sounds like someones desperate and is trying to find some way to get ladies that don't mind his dog fetish. |
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"Oh, what a nice dog! How old is he?"
"Gee, I don't know. But, I have my Doggy Dater right here, let me check...
... The readout says he's 2 years old. That sounds about right." |
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