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Dogdesmeller

Collor with built in deodoriser
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Makes dog smell good where ever he goes.Cause sometimes a dog smells like a dog.
jerry4703, Jan 19 2003

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       As sensitive as dogs' noses are, I should think putting this much cologne so close to their head would really annoy the heck out of them.
krelnik, Jan 19 2003
  

       What's a collor?
Malakh, Jan 19 2003
  

       Dogs that smell of cats.
skinflaps, Jan 19 2003
  

       I'm told my grandmother once had a dog that didn't even need the 'assistance' of a leg, so to speak. He could manage by himself. The stories you hear around Thanksgiving dinner at the Steele place, I swear.
RayfordSteele, Jan 19 2003
  

       Bliss is that the one that barfs almost every show.What the hell do they feed him???Maybe I should have invented a leg that smelled like a dog for single and horny dogs.
jerry4703, Jan 20 2003
  

       it would be funny to see the look of dismay on the owner's face as the dog immediately finds a turd to cover up the smell with. if dogs made deoderant it would probably be poo in a can, also makes a handy snack for the dog on the go.
stilgar, Aug 16 2004
  


 

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