Dog repellent cat food

Dogs are notoriously unchoosy about their food. Having depleted locally available dog food, a dog will often move on and consume any available cat food. Cats presented with dry food take longer than dogs to decide on whether they will eat or not. When this decision is made for them by the dog, inbreeding and low intelligence make it difficult for the cat to figure out how to avoid this outcome with future feedings.

BUNGCO catfoodologists have been working day and night (they start after dinner and stop when the good shows come on) to develop a pet food attractive to cats but repellent to dogs. Current research points to either a strong, fermented fish flavor (the odor of which can easily be detected anywhere in a 500 meter radius) or an overwhelmingly sweet flavor, to which cats should theoretically be indifferent but which has the drawback of attracting children and ants.