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Canine Testicle & Anus Cleansing Apparatus
Does the act of mans best friend licking its balls gross you
out?
How about when he comes over right after to lick your
face.
Well it seems to me that once you get used to living with a
creature that does this the owner tunes the behavior out
and
does not notice the act so much (unless its a
particularly juicy sounding or tooth noisy session) the
owner might tend to not notice the time interval between
the act and the owner having its face licked.
enter the plug in Mechanized tongue: always wet, always
raspy constinuously undulating ready to go.
Once a dog is trained to use the device the dog owner can
avert having unwanted matter spread all over their face by
their dogs tongue.
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This product fills a much-needed gap in the market. [+] |
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Thank christ it's not about a dog that licks my balls. |
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Mind you, I'm not sure about depriving my old mutt of his one remaining source of pleasure. |
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A mild, hypoallergenic biocide in the fluid supply might be advisable. |
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And only dogs can use it right? |
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So two guys see a dog licking his balls and one says "I
wish I could do that." and the other says "Don't you
think you should pet him first?" |
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[+] remember to get one for the dog too. |
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You could use this on your face as well. |
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//remember to get one for the dog too.// |
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My vote for funniest Halfbakery post ever. |
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Today someone asked me if I'd had a chance to see their cubicle. I had not and was intrigued as most are spherical. |
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not a variation on stone, paper, scissors then? |
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+1 very funny start to my day. |
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excellent idea - I'm imagining a device like one of those shoe-cleaning rotating brush things they have in hotels. |
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I just noticed there is a Home:Pet:Sex Toy category.
Ew. |
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And it contains three whole ideas. |
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I was hesitant to read this idea in fear that the author had misspelled "licker", and the gruesome product the alternative might portend. |
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This product fills a gap, alright. |
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A man speaks to another at the bar:
"Is that your dog?"
"Yes."
"Look at him - licking his balls. Wish I could do that."
"Give him a crisp and he might let you..." |
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Could also be used by dogs what have, for reasons medical, been forced to wear a neck-cone. |
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i never considered the neck cone thing? |
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You got to give it to ol' vfrackis a lot of credit for just goin ahead
and typin' that sucker up in halfakery and then hittin' OK and
sendin' that idear on out there into the dubbya dubbya dubbya. |
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(carefully rereads the idea) |
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Should tooth noisy be hyphenated? |
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Wow! Think show dog. Gold plated. Judge: 'Balls well licked
and ass properly cleansed. Bravo!' |
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Infomercial. Audience chants when queued: 'Dog Balls Licker!!!' |
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Is this a raincoat for one testicle? |
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This idea has made my Top-Ten-Favorites list. |
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I don't get it ... how exactly does the dog use this
device? Is the device just sitting on the floor and
the dogs services himself by getting close to it? ... if
so would the dog really like that? Maybe the dog
wants to have the sensation of his own tongue doing
the licking (taste/smell/texture) |
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Dogs don't sweat in the same way humans do, so I doubt they would be very salty. |
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"I just noticed there is a Home:Pet:Sex Toy category. Ew.
— Cedar Park, Jul 08 2010" |
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"And it contains three whole ideas.
— kaz, Jul 08 2010" |
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One of benfrost's more deviant phases, perhaps? |
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[rcarty], you know what they say - "don't sweat the small stuff ..." |
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