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If you search for "dog brothel"* you will presumably find that bestiality sex is allowed in some countries. That's not what I have in mind.
Do you ever marvel at those dog owners who have their pets leashed all the time and wonder how socially incompetent their beloved doggies are? Well, some barking
and growling is to be expected if you never are allowed any free movement.
Part of the free movement is the search for sex, as in humans. And if this is impossible, frustration and aggression are the results.
Imagine a stable with a few bitches, enough to guarantee that always a couple of them are in heat. Feed them contraceptives, or employ bitches which had to be sterilized anyway but which are otherwise sound and healthy. Give them ample space to run and to retreat, and allow the male dog customers into the kennel. Then let nature take its course.
Go on a walk for a couple of hours. Then come back to retrieve your exhausted pet.
This may sound like male-chauvinism. Add dating facilities for the female dog population to it. There still would be the problem of contraception.
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* After my first half-baked ideas have been received benignly I dare to venture in more troubled waters and controversial issues.
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This is exactly the sort of idea... |
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... we need more of round here |
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Dogs see in black and white (I think), so they wouldn't be able to find the red light district. |
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Cat stand, Hamster Humper s, Turtle rocks, Randy Rats,
Bird Brothel, Fly Fiesta, Parrot Party girls, Voluptuous Vegas Vultures, Where the deer and the antelope play. etc. |
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Bit cheap but there's value in it. |
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Throb Lodge, or Throb Ogled..those are about the best the anagram engine can come up with.. |
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//After my first half-baked ideas have been received benignly I dare to
venture in more troubled waters and controversial issues. // |
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Please do. It is now an established tradition to allow newbies to gain
a little confidence before the residents of the HB descend en masse,
generally brandishing scythes, pitchforks and flaming torches, and
rend the unfortunate victiim's ego into tiny shreds, as a punishment
for some trivial violation of the "rules", which aren't written down
anywhere and indeed change drastically from day to day, or in some
cases from minute to minute. |
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Beware of posting any idea involving science or engineering unless
you are either very sure of your facts and math, or the whole thing is a
beautifully crafted pun. Anything less and those little black dots
circling hight in the sky will turn out to be hungry vultures, missile-
armed stealth drones, or both. |
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But sometimes those vultures bring some
edification. |
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Well, at least it's not in other:general. |
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TORCHES, GET'CHR TORCHES HERE |
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^The flaming pitchforks are the worst. (But after a while no
new holes are created so its just the burning) |
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Quiet, QUIET, QUIET!!! ... NOT YET !... All right, settle down ... that
means you too, [popbottle], it's no good hiding at the back, we
can see you ... no, put it AWAY .. honestly, worse than little kids ...
[bungston], stop that, it's not big and it's not clever ... right. |
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Now, remember, you have to be patient. You have to WAIT.
Sooner or later he'll post something controversial. Until then, you
have to [VOICE], LET [NORMZONE] ALONE, stay quiet and watch.
Now, put the Wicker Man back in the shed and let the tar cool
down. |
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You can sharpen your pitchforks if you want. |
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It's the rusty one's you need to watch out for. |
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//and let the tar cool down // |
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Oh it feels good to be among friends. |
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// Cat stand, Hamster Humper s, Turtle rocks, Randy Rats, Bird Brothel, Fly Fiesta, Parrot Party girls, Voluptuous Vegas Vultures, Where the deer and the antelope play. etc. // |
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All those are welcome. But still the worst pet in public is the the sex-craving mastiff at the business end of a leash. Turtles never did me no harm. |
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Then again, if a dog isn't frustrated, how are they going to be productive members of society? |
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Haranguing, arbitary undeserved punishment, emotional deprivation,
random pointless cruelty and victimization by peer group, humiliation
and accusations of guilt, i.e. send them to school. |
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