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Are you a deep sleeper? Is your first reaction to the incesent buzzing of the alarm clock to bash it with a nearby blunt object and return to your peaceful slumber? Well, not to worry, now you will never oversleep again! Introducing the new defibrillating alram clock! Nothing gives you a good jumpstart
in the morning like a bombardment of 360 joules shooting through your heart.
Act now and well throw in this convienent self-implantable internal version perfect for keeping you awake at those boring office meetings.
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Muscle-spasm electrodes might be nice, but nothing resets the system quite like a jolt straight to the heart |
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Um, doesn't sending electricity to your heart if it is already beating actually stop it? Seems more like this alarm clock wouldn't wake you up, it'd send you into a "deep sleep". Unless of course you shocked em again after their heart stopped. |
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After it stops your heart, it can give it another jolt to restart it. Think of it as like a snooze mode. |
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