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I thought this up years ago but forgot about it. I recently unpacked my jotted down idea title list.
muhahahahaha
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You've been warned mortals. |
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Excellent. [++] A baseball cap could be used to
house the backwardky pointing projector. |
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//Short memory, or just poor at connecting related ideas?// |
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Well... I try to scribble idea names down when I have them and so there's a few sheets of foolscap covered in what appears to be gibberish to anyone but me that got packed away when we moved and I found it the other day. I had forgotten about this one. |
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Some of what is written on those pages is now gibberish to me as well because I don't know what the hell I was thinking when I wrote them down.
I'm certain they were absolutely brilliant though and if I continue to be unable to remember them their loss will undoubtedly be a detriment to all of humanity. |
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Well see there's your problem right there. |
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Huh, for me it's just beer for the melatonin and sativa to keep the old pineal gland decalcified.
...or at least that's what I tell myself. |
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I saw that on a novelty licence plate last night. |
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I once saw a bumper sticker that stumped me and I would randomly remember it for years before it finally dawned on me what it said. |
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There was an icon of an eye, and icon of a heart, followed by EX-WIFE, then a pine tree icon, and then a G clef music symbol. |
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When I suddenly clued in to the translation my maniacal laughter without any context whatsoever rather startled the occupants of the vehicle I was driving at the time. |
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I'm going to guess that "EX-WIFE" in this case is a kind of
reverse- rebus, so that you swap in a rude word alongside two
other elements (fir - key? tree - clef?) to make a longer word
showing what the driver loves. |
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Is that on the right track? |
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Oh, wait. I got it; two words, not one long one. |
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It 'is' rude, but made me laugh out loud when I got it. |
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And yes, the novelty licence plate really did say ... I think it was
"muahahaha". In this state, the government seems pretty relaxed
about what you put on your licence plate, so long as it's unique
on their registry. |
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