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The protective mask: worn in public by those who fear germs, or have germs, or fear dust and bad air, or have bad teeth but cannot help their grinning. A recent outbreak of cooties here at BUNGCO had us masked up. But these masks: they are offputting. Glowering untrimmed eyebrows over a flat expanse
of baby blue. It is inhuman.
Rehumanize your bemasked self with the Decorative Protective Mask! Still with all the particle-filtering cootie-thwarting prowess you expect in a mask, the DPM is also printed with a stylish nose and lips. Originially we offered these in specific themed packs: midcentury film stars, poutlipped supermodels, animal muzzles, gurning warriors etc - but we found that the type of person to buy and wear these masks liked the mixed bag of masks and the Tarot-deck style surprises they contain.
Printable paper burkha headpiece
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Prior Art [8th of 7, May 01 2012]
(?) Fashionable 'Flu Masks'
http://www.alibaba....ion_respirator.html
One of many, many examples [Alterother, May 01 2012]
All the other ones.
http://www.google.c...AQ&biw=1024&bih=543
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, May 01 2012]
Try wolf's bane
http://www.google.c...ih=690&sa=X&spell=1
Well Tom Hardy, as Bane [4whom, May 02 2012]
http://www.kittyhel...-bullet-proof-mask/
[not_morrison_rm, May 02 2012]
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// Glowering untrimmed eyebrows over a flat expanse of baby blue. It is inhuman. // |
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Well put the mask back on, then. Or better, put a paper bag over your head. |
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[+] for the idea, although the thought of a bunch of doctors and nurses all wearing vampire or zombie masks has a certain frisson ... |
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//Decroative //
Something to do with removing the Dalmation coast, I imagine. |
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Sort of baked in cartoon form for dentists and public use. |
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2 fries, I'm not surprised this is baked, but I thought
it was a great idea. (And I've not seen them before.) |
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Totally baked, both in Oriental cities such as Tokyo and
Hong Kong where extreme overcrowding leads to brushfire
viral epidemics, and among hardcore grafitti artists. |
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Thanks for not being too lazy to look for a link like
me, [Alterother]. |
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Well, it was out of character for me, but I knew somebody
would call for one. You're welcome, [blissy]. |
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Oh my goodness look at them all. I just figured given my many years and worldweariness, and love of TV, I would have seen one. |
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But not al long as you have that paper bag
over your head (for which we are truly
thankful). |
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Love the fact that many of the Asian ones have B&W
images on them. Weird. |
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Mit zer Hello Kitty bullet-proof one. I have to say the Hello Kitty periodic table pic was interesting, but completely unintelligible. |
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//Hello Kitty periodic table// Hello Hydrogen !, Hello Helium !, Hello Lithium... Helllloooo Lithium.... |
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