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And for those who don't have the numbers memorised or noted down, there should be a little measuring space that you could use to allow the machine to automatically scan and measure the item in question. |
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In fact, like automated made-to-measure tailoring, the process could be linked to the manufacturer to give you perfect fit condoms! |
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I think this is an idea where if you take any one of
the title words out it works, otherwise not. |
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But seriously: give it a hole, make it glorious. A
system for having fresh disinfectant wrap for each
insertion. Then laser the thing once assumption of
positioning has occured, and with IR or some
fishfinders or some shit you can get the exact shape.
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Shrinkwrap... though you'd probably want to call it something else. |
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//But seriously: give it a hole, make it glorious// |
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Something contradictory in "But seriously" for me
here. If you aren't careful, certain customers will be
paying just to get sized. I'd make very sure the thing
doesn't vibrate whilst taking measurements. |
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what would be the problem with that [boomershine]? |
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Will there be a femidom version as well? Perhaps mounted on the other side of the partition wall. |
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There's always hot wax dip... |
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<Bogart>"We'll always have hot wax dip"</Bogart> |
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//what would be the problem with that
[boomershine]?// |
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Nothing, if you are one of those customers. You
might spend a l o n g time getting 'sized' and only
buy one condom. Where's the money in that? |
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This wasn't supposed to be that dirty an idea people.... including any kind of measuring apparatus would SEVERELY limit possible machine operating locations. |
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Not to mention that if the machine with sizer becomes popular people may become confused and place their penis and balls into innocent coinstars and redboxes |
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the sizer is just a horrible notion because in addition the man would need to be completely, fully, bout to penetrate erect and if a machine does that for you why would you be buying condoms? |
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//But seriously: give it a hole, make it glorious.// |
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An urban legend would quickly spring up of the vending company mechanic who'd installed a guillotine device. |
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//This wasn't supposed to be that dirty an idea
people// |
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Maybe, but *who* threw the bunny IN the lion's cage?
Hmm? |
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