Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
h a l f b a k e r y
Recalculations place it at 0.4999.

idea: add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, random

meta: news, help, about, links, report a problem

account: browse anonymously, or get an account and write.

user:
pass:
register,


   

Cthulhu Alarm Clock

 Get up quick!
  (+7)
(+7) 		  [vote for,
against]

Featuring Squishy tentacles with suckery suckers the Cthulhu alarm clock emits a scream that strikes mortal fear into all manner of being.

The tentacles slap, envelop and attach to stimulate a intense need to get out of bed.

Comes in small medium or large to accommodate any size bed or sleeper.

—jhomrighaus, Jan 13 2020

Please log in.
If you're not logged in, you can see what this page looks like, but you will not be able to add anything.
Short name, e.g., Bob's Coffee
Destination URL. E.g., https://www.coffee.com/
Description (displayed with the short name and URL.)






       A truly horrific way to start your day [+]   

       Particularly good for students, who are often neatly encompassed by the description "That is not dead that can eternal lie... "
—8th of 7, Jan 13 2020
   


 

back: main index
business  computer  culture  fashion  food  halfbakery  home  other  product  public  science  sport  vehicle