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So, you're giving up on your previous strategy of simply throwing parties that no-one ever came to ? And it worked sooooo well for you, too ... |
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Or maybe you've decided to quit while you're ahead, or - in your case - alone ... <derisive snigger/> |
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seems our dystopian future has arrived |
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What on earth is an auderb? |
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It's an intensifying word, decribing a derb. They can get
expensive if you're paying by the syllable. |
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// our dystopian future has arrived // |
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Indeed it has ... special delivery. Just sign here, please ... |
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Oh, and this bunch of roses is for you, too. The crushed, shriveled blooms represent the casual destruction of all your fragile hopes and dreams. There's a card, too; a rather nice monochrome picture of a boot stamping on a human face, forever. It's a "pop-up" card, so when you open it, a bunch of hungry rats seem to leap out at your face, and the integrated sound chip plays the sound of Winston Smith screaming. |
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