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A genetically engineered virus that targets the throat, specifically the vocal cords.
Makes the victim sound like either Bing Crosby, Frank Sinatra or Bob Hope, depending on the particular strain.
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marked-for-deletion, made for the pun |
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Like you could do better .... |
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Glad 2 note U have crawled back out from under your rock. [bliss] has been worrying about you (see the "Corona news" thread). Fortunately, we were able to reassure her concerning your wellbeing. |
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We knew this idea would bring you out of hiding ... |
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shades of Buffy the Vampire 'Once More With Feeling' episode. |
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Now, if it were a genetically engineered virus that turned
everyone into singing zombies, then you'd have something
interesting. I can see the movie plotline now. Everyone
expects the undead to mumble unintelligibly; when the
protagonists discover they can sing beautifully, an antagonist
tries to organize them into a choir onto <Insert Country>
Idol. Much hilarity ensues. |
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