h a l f b a k e r yThe phrase 'crumpled heap' comes to mind.
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A scale model of Mount Doom, with a fist-sized cave opening
into
which documents you wish destroyed are inserted. You reach in
and set them on the ledge. Inside is a scale replica of the Crack
of
Doom, into which the documents are are pushed by scale replicas
of your choice of LOTR characters.
As
the documents fall, they
are
incinerated by the fires of Mordor. A blast of superheated air
effectively shreds the scorched remains, and creates a satisfying
backdraft that blows out the cave opening.
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Attractive, but somehow strangely familiar ... |
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You've seen one ass, you've seen em all. |
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There speaks the voice of experience ... |
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To quote the ever-popular Eminem, "I ain't never seen an ass
like that..." |
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"No-one tosses a dwarf into the incinerator!" |
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Not by the beard, anyway. |
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