h a l f b a k e r yWhy on earth would you want that many gazelles anyway?
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A Zorb™, decorated and painted to look like a giant coronavirus.
Intended to be propelled through public spaces like malls, shopping centres and streets, roaring and growling and bellowing "HUMANS ! HUMANS ! MUHWHAHAHAHAHAHA ! I'M COMING TO KILL YOU ALL ! HAHAHAHAHAHA !" and scattering self-propelled
hamster-ball-sized progeny behind it.
The populace will flee in terror.
Hilarity ensues.
Basil the Rat
http://tviv.org/Faw...owers/Basil_the_Rat
Classic ... [8th of 7, Mar 21 2020]
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Ironically, the rider inside his plastic bubble is protected
from corona virus. |
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Yes, it's beautifully symmetric, isn't it ? |
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You're an interesting bunch of guys, [8th]. |
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Not just "interesting" ... we offer an amazing benefits package, too. Care to join ? Guaranteed NO setup charges, NO annual subscription ... |
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Can't stop laughing. Although we probably should throw a
hamster inside just for shits and giggles. |
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A rat would be more threatening ... |
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You could get a tame, harmless white rat, and dip it in brown (Rattus norvegicus) or black (Rattus rattus) hair dye - altho the pink eyes would give it away if you got close. Not that most people are going to want to get close ... |
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Can the protrusions, on compression, spray disinfectant? Scary and fun but with purpose. |
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