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This provides the following benefits:
i) Vicar/Priest is conveyed sideways along the congregation, dishing out blessings etc
ii) Congregation is conducted orthogonally past the Vicar/Priest who can now bless his flock from a stationary position (allows for 24/7 continuous blessing process with
shift-priests)
iii) At marriages, brides and grooms can be travellated to the appropriate positions automatically
iv) clever stereo and (in some accoustic environments) phasing effects can be achieved by moving the choirboys around during evensong
v) Long robes and ground-hugging mist can be utilised to suggest eerie driftage
Conveyor belt Couch
Conveyor belt Couch
Devan inspiration. [zen_tom, Dec 01 2008]
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+ oh yes and for the flailing of the incense burner so the incense can waft all around. (my favorite part of church, if and when I go.) |
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Well passing the plate just got a whole lot easier. |
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I had thrown around something like this in my mind awhile back, but never developed it. |
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Imitation is the highest form of flattery... This should also make communion easier. |
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[+], especially for the phrase 'eerie driftage'! |
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[+] improves access to all parts of the service for the disabled. |
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A church interior circumferencing conveyor could greatly ease the Travellation of the Stations of the Cross, as it shall be and hereby is known in this presbytry. |
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Gobsmackingly ludicrous. [+] |
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You could power the whole thing from the next-door Buddhist temple's prayer wheels [+] |
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