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This conversation happens on stage in real time between a group of
people eating dinner. The rules are: there constantly has to be talk
and the talk can only be about what is going on at the table right
now. It might turn out to be therapeutic and increase peoples
consciousness of how everyone
is treating each other.
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Sounds like a lot of Sienfeld episodes. |
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+ "Don't talk with food in your mouth." |
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Don't eat with words in your mouth. |
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I make my words spicy, so if I have to eat them... |
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Baked by Marcuse. Not noticeably therapeutic. |
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What's the word for degrees of therapeuticness? |
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This conversation is 0.2 on the Therapichter scale. |
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I interpret this to mean live-action commentary: |
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"Ellen slices a pad of butter with her knife." |
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"Right you are, Steve, and it looks like she's using a
pretty standard amount for her baked potato." |
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"Has anyone else noticed that Bob and Ellen
haven't made eye contact for the last few
minutes?" |
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"That's interesting, Steve, because I noted a little
bit of tension between them in the pre-dinner
session." |
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"I'm going to enjoy pooping this out later, what
about you guys?" |
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