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See how JFK was 'really' killed! Film your own moon landing video on our moon set. Witness an alien autopsy! As an added bonus, your every move in this theme park will be videoed and sent to a secret Government agency, and black helicopters circle overhead continuously (opening hours only).
The Prisoner
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Prisoner
Or you could get REALLY weird .... [8th of 7, May 26 2010]
23
http://en.wikipedia.../wiki/The_Number_23
The film 'they' don't want you to see [Germanicus, May 28 2010]
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Of course, the theme park doesn't appear on any map and nobody can ever find it and, anyway, even if they did find it they'd be hustled off in a black van by security guards dressed in black and wearing black sunglasses and they'd never be seen again...except perhaps in a prison cell in Afghanistan that also doesn't exist. |
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After you leave, all your memories of your visit are erased... |
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The song for the main animatronics ride would be "It's a Sinister World After All" ... |
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Naturally it would be located on a dirt road outside of
Roswell. |
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The environmental impact of such a park wouldn't need to be calculated because the attendees wouldn't believe there could be any such impact! |
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This qualifies for a "widely rumoured to exist" MFD. |
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// on a dirt road outside of Roswell // |
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.. bu linked to the Vatican by a Secret Tunnel. |
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// The Duchess of York // |
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That's not a conspiracy, that's just wishful thinking. |
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The water from all drinking fountains would contain massive amounts of flouride. |
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The lake in the middle of the park should occasionally bubble with an oil spill intentionally caused by the left-wing eco-nuts. |
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Or see how the C(ocaine)I(mport)A(gency) imports cocaine to the usa, or witnees how the cia drugs an entire french village with lsd to see what happens, or witness how the usa put pressure on the belgian government to make sure that george bush the first could not be prosecuted for war crimes, or, oops sorry those are all true stories. |
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//how the cia drugs an entire french village with lsd to see what happens//
I suppose they could never have done that one on home turf, because they'd never have been able to ground-truth normality. |
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<aside> somewhat ironic that an entity designated [8th]
should reference the program famous for the tagline "I am not
a number"<\aside> |
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"// The Duchess of York // |
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That's not a conspiracy, that's just wishful
thinking.
— 8th of 7, May 26 2010" |
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Hey hey now, there'll be no dissing Fergie. (a fella
red head :-) )
I wonder if the Spy Museum in Wash DC doesn't
have a lot of these ideas already. well not the
part about the water fountains... |
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there's only lead in those |
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//a fella red head //
"She"'s a bloke?
Now /there's/ a conspiracy! |
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I said "fella", as in feminine gender, pseudo spanish. |
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//This qualifies for a "widely rumoured to exist" MFD. |
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[Canuck], it would qualify for the MFD if the Government hadn't concealed the evidence. |
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One wing of the park would cover non-governmental conspiracies I hope. Sit in on meetings of the Bilderburg Group and so on. |
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EDIT: Free tin-foil hats upon entry! |
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This exists. I couldn't tell you where exactly because they blindfolded me before we got there. And afterwards they dosed me with hallucinogens to further cloud my memory of the place.
BTW, JFK assassinated JFK. The man who died in Dallas was his double. |
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// non-governmental conspiracies // |
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Does that include the Masons, Opus Deii, the Illuminati, the Templars, the Rosicrucians, the Scientologists and the Salvation Army ? |
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//The Borg probably say "I am not a whole number, please use my designated fractional value."// |
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One of the buggers out of every litter must be equal to one, shirley? |
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//Does that include the Masons, Opus Deii, the Illuminati, the Templars, the Rosicrucians, the Scientologists and the Salvation Army?// |
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You fool! They're all the same group who've been controlling the world in various guises for centuries! |
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Oh, [Germanicus], if you knew how they were set up that way as a distraction from the REAL controllers... |
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[pclmoc], thats exactly what they want you to think. |
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how many anagrams of [pclmoc] do we have here? |
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23, it's the number that's appearing everywhere (see link)... |
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You can ride the rollercoaster that doesn't go to the moon. |
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I have only one. Or should I say, I have none? Help! |
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I'm just wonderding; do those people who think big ol'
Elvis is still alive think his death was some sort of
conspiracy theory, or do they just live in a constant state
of denial. A sort of inner, weird, mind flux haze, that
keeps them stuck in the 80's. Just wondering. |
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As for the idea, once again hippo has led me to wander
away to never, never land, sprouting forth from his
idea.+++++ |
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No need for apostrophe in a single name. Unless you
meant that sentence to be read another way, which is a
much more trippy version. That is, letting someone take
you to a place better known as 'never', never to land
anywhere else, but still rising like a phoenix once his*
idea has been manifest here in the 'bakery. |
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*Sorry; if you're a girl, [hippo]. I'm slow to figure out
these things. If you're a guy, then fuck off. I'm smarter
than you, so what of it!!.. No, no I'm not. But, I will
defend to the death my right to think that I am!! |
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//apostrophe// - you mean "comma". |
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Aha! A woman! One conspiracy down!! |
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A symbollockgist* writes...
"//Opus Deii// Is that extra 'i' in Opus Dei a reference to the one in the pyramid?" |
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*Possibly the little-known Professor [McCloop]. |
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+ why yes of course! I've been away on Whitey Bulger ride!! (we never saw him) |
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For added conveinence of patrons, there's an arifield close by, with lots of hangars over the far side by the perimiter fence where you can't quite see what's going on over there, behind the high razor-wire fences - except for the small, whitewashed shed with the sign, "D.B. Cooper School of Parachuting". |
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Will there be a reenactment of the Philadelphia experiment? |
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//a reenactment of the Philadelphia experiment//
Is that the one with James Stewart and Cary Grant, or the one with Tom Hanks and Denzel Washington? |
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We could tell you, but then we'd have to kill you. |
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