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Conspiracy Nuts
Purposeful Non-Random Distribution of Nuts for Psychologists Waiting Room | |
100 peanuts, 10 sweet chestnuts, 1 hazelnut. What the Hell? OMG! That add up to 111 and there letters are p,s,h.
Wait, there are also 4 Cashews, 1 Candlenut, 3 Chestnuts and a Colocynth. Let me see.... 4 c's and 3,1, 4, 1 OMG!! It's pi. and the c's must mean circle. Wait, There are also 4 walnuts,
2 beechnuts and 5 butternuts. Three individual 1's and P,S,H. Three consecutive units...three names!...begins with P....Phillip Seymour Hoffman! How are the circle and Phillip Seymour Hoffman related? I've got it! These nuts must have been packaged by a friend of Phillip Seymour Hoffmans, an "inner circle" friend! But who? , WWWW, BB, BBBBB? "Will Be Blood"! Paul Thomas Anderson packaged these nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Spending a lot of time in the waiting room these
days? |
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Typical reaction: "Oooh ! Nuts !" |
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The container should have some barely-
legible scrawlings in coptic, references to
2012, and microwriting about the eye of
providence. |
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