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dried bread cubes loaded into the bed of a celebrity.
The celebrity gets into bed naked, rolls around atop of the stale bread cubes for a good nights sleep thus reducing the dried bread cubes to crumbs.
Crumbs are gathered in the morning, packaged and sold as Celebrity Bed Crumbs
the flavor equals
the celebrity name
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You never did read the "Princess and the Pea" did you? |
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hee hee - Russell Brand kept me awake all night... |
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includes skin cells, sweat, and who knows what else! |
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I'm pretty sure someone was once caught collecting Kate
Bush's bathwater as it flowed out of her drainpipe. |
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I like the idea of feeding the pigeons with Bono's bed crumbs... in fact I'd like go further, grind Him up (except his stupid sun-glasses) and feed the whole lot to the sea-lions at my local zoo. big croissant + |
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Chrissy quote from Three's Company; |
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"You don't make bread crumbs silly, you just get them from your bed." |
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I don't think celebrities would agree to go through such
discomfort during sleep to get such a low profit. How much
could you sell these for? |
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Also, you could actually do this without the celebrity and
nobody would ever know, because they have never actually
tasted the celebrity's real flavor and therefore would not
trust the veracity of the crumbs. |
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I read an interview with a woman who had a piece of toast that George Harrison had taken a bite out of. |
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I have a piece of toast, out of which the Pope has never taken a bite. |
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