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If I can't reach a hot dog, I don't care whether it has mustard, horseradish, sauce diane or whipped cream on it. This would only be any use if it had a remote control so you could shoot mustard onto your dog when you can't reach the mustard dispenser. |
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We could bring back the roller-skate drive-up restaurant, except the decor would be vaguely industrial and the employees would all be dressed like Quake characters and squirt condiments onto your food from across the room. |
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When they brought the order to your table or car, they would come up to you and growl "Who wants some?". |
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Baked. Mcdonalds (and probably most other fast food chains) already use 'gun' type devices to squirt a blob of ketchup/mustard onto their burgers. This means that the job is faster, more accurate, and the sauce comes out in a nice little flower shape. |
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Trouble reaching your hot dog? Restoration Hardware sells what appears to be a normal fork, but with the flick of your wrist... ta-da!... telescoping fork! |
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