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Standard issue ice cooled cooler fitted with a resettable combination lock. Handy when camping or tailgating. Keeps out bears and other thieving pests (drunk friends) when you aren't able to keep an eye on it.
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<Gullherme stumbles into camsite> "ARGHH I NEED
ANOTHER BEER," <makes his way over to Combo Lock
Cooler> "Ummm F#@K whats the combination, HEY BENNY
WHAS THE COMBNATION TOH MY COOOLER?" <benny
slurs> "Youh wodlnt tell me hahahaha suuked in" <
Gullherme slips into a deep depression as he watches all
his friends open up their normal coolers, but wait an
idea. If only he can get to one of the other coolers
without beeing seen, OH NO ITS TOO LATE HES BEEN
SPOTTED, a fight breaks out and in the malee that follows
the gas lamp is knocked over and ignites the tents, next
the car bursts into flames with surfboards, wetsuits and
food still inside, with no way to get home no food and
one locked esky full of beer Gullherme is the first to be
eaten. |
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Alas, Gulherme was so young to be eaten... |
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Use your computer to create fake labels and paste them on your beer so nobody else would want to steal them. Here are some suggestions: Dewey's Fish Head Lager, Bob's Bunion Beer, India Incontinence Ale, Superior Septic Flushing Private Reserve. I could go on (and on, and on) but I think you get the picture. |
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Or you could just start drinking hahn ice, then nobody
will want to touch it. |
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<CLICK - SNICK> (Round being chambered) |
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A locked cooler sounds like a not so bad idea. There may be ways to lock with a combo or key lock, but I think it might be nice to have the lock option. |
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Of course, if it's a combo lock, there are no take-backs once you share your numbers with your drinking buddies. I'd rather have a key lock myself. |
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It's a resettable combo lock, like a suitcase. Yeah, I thought of that too.. no good once word got out what your combination was. I was thinking of a swipe-card system, but you all probably know how hard it is not to lose things (like swipe cards) when you're drunk in the woods... |
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How about a "radioactive materials" sticker on the cooler? |
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