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I had my palm read once by a half-Russian, half-Chinese lapdancer - it was all going predictably flatteringly, until she got to my lifeline - which, from the look on her face suggested that I was either dead already, or that it was going to happen any minute now. Or maybe it was a ruse to suggest to me that I should spend all my money now, while I still had a chance. |
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I think the hands face up for palm reading and down for manicure, so they would have to be two different people, with the manicurist laying down... |
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Palm reading could be done remotely using a camera under a glass table. And palm reader would be quite possibly located in some cheap labour country like India or Philippines just like some call centers for IT companies. |
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I love it. I wonder what other tasks could be similarly combined? |
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Haircutting and phrenology, of course. |
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I see beautiful hands in your future. |
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Taxidermy and zoonecromancy, anyone? |
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