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Well, it would provide some advance ID regarding who's at the door. Unknown persons would be confined to knocking. |
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A recorded message saying "Warning ... warning ...incorrect code entry ... destruct sequence initiated .... " should have a suitably salutary effect on unwanted callers. |
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[8th of 7], I'm not sure that "destruct sequence
initiated"
would be very believable. Do YOU want a stranger
entering
the wrong code to YOUR front door, and then have
YOUR
door blow apart (enabling said stranger to enter house
and steal stuff)? |
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I therefore suggest that "targeting sequence initiated"
to be
a superior and more believable message. You could
even actually shoot stuff safely/scarily/possibly-even-
legally, if the targeting
system was used to determine where NOT to shoot. |
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Indeed ... "Defence system activated, weapons powering up, target aquisition sequence initiated .." would probably suit. |
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Please send me my code via facebook messenger, so I can
pop in for a visit! [+] |
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Couriers don't necessarily ring the bell as it is; I wouldn't want to give them any excuse. |
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...although, since in those cases I doubt they actually got to the door in any case, maybe a bell which took a photo of the visitor would be useful. It would identify burglars, too. |
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// It would identify burglars, too // |
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So they'd have their own special code or something ? |
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Read the title +
Read the rest later! :) |
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"He opened the door in his pajamas. I said,'What a strange place to have a door'.". |
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The area the caller has to stand on to reach the bell should
resemble very closely a large trap door. Hinges visible.
Signage to read" Correct code MUST be used". |
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Super-duper idea dubs. Love it. |
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" ... and with that, your Honour, we submit that the case of the People vs. [bigsleep] is proven beyond reasonable doubt ..." |
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