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As an alternative to BlissMisses Clear Coffee, conpulsorary coffee coloured suits (or generic work clothing) for those of us with drinking problems (in the holding a cup up right sense, anyway).
Read it
http://www.amazon.c...102-4846987-4992117 [LeBain, Jan 04 2002, last modified Oct 21 2004]
Watch it
http://www.blockbus...-V+++127268,00.html [LeBain, Jan 04 2002, last modified Oct 21 2004]
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Also, salsa-colored clothing would be good. |
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Two words: Paisley pattern. |
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Rods - you must post that as a separate idea. PLEASE!
Well, coffee is not always the same color. What if you add cream? Some like it wimpy lite, others like it thickly dark. Besides, do you want everyone to wear the same color? Bah! Oh, and regardless of what color the fabric is, it will be darker when wet.
Demand that coffee be served in squeeze bottles, like you see bottled water. Suck on the teat, don't spill a drop.
Wear plastic clothes.
But I guess I would buy a coffee-colored shirt or two.
I think pottedstu is onto something: garish patterns will help hide any blemish, whether coffee, salsa, blood, or keyboard grease. |
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